(Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen)
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I'm a junk bond king
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And I'm on the run
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Me and a friend of mine
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We were headed for the sunshine
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I got my hands on the wheel
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I got gas in the tank
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I got a suitcase full of money
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From a Luxembourg bank
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We didn't stop 'til we got to Big Cypress
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Wandered in to the Legion Hall
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The sign outside said "Seminole Bingo"
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Fell in love with the ping pong balls
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And the SEC is far behind
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Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
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A long way from Liechtenstein
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I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
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And my Wall Street wiles
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Don't help me even slightly
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'Cause I never have the numbers
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And I'm losing nightly
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I cashed in the last of my Triple B bonds
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Bought a double-wide on the Tamiami Trail
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I parked it right outside the reservation
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Fifteen minutes from the Collier County Jail
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And the SEC is far behind
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Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
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A long way from Liechtenstein
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I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
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Well, the SEC is far behind
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Down in the swamp with the gators and flamingos
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A long way from Liechtenstein
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I'm a junk bond king playing Seminole Bingo
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Seminole Bingo
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Warren Zevon |