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It was a wonderful world
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The picture tube was bright
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There was so much to do on a Saturday night
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Plenty of talk during commercials
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Sometimes even popcorn in bed
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I've been a model provider
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You must admit to that
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A lovely rented bungalow
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Two terrific little cats
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Is there something that I might have missed
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You haven't heard a word I've said
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Since his penis came between us
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Since his penis came between us
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Well I don't mean to seem angry
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But I'm a bit taken back
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What did you say his name was
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Oh my god, it's not Jack?
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That scoundrel's gonna' get a talking to
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Tomorrow at the coffee machine
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It's always someone you know
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In this case my best friend
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How could he do this to me
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We just played golf last weekend
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I've got news for Mr. So-and-so
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He won't be teeing of with me
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Since his penis came between us
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Since his penis came between us
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Let's play a little game
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Is it bigger than a bread-box
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Or shorter than your maiden name
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Is it as high as an elephants eye
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Is it like mounting some great white steed
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I mean this thing you have for him
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Shall we say - need ?
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Let's turn off the lights, love
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It's time for bed
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Oh look, there's Johnny Carson
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If you rather watch instead
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I'm glad that we could have this little talk
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Goodnight, and pleasant dreams my love
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Since His Penis Came Between Us
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| John Hiatt |
