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GREAT BIG STUPID WORLD
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Written by R. Stonehill and T. Taylor
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Well we worship at the shroud of Elvis
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And we're waiting for that money from Ed McMahon
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And we're drinking from the Perrier fountain of youth
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While we follow what the daily horoscopes saying
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Taking lethal doses of MTV
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Delving into pet psychiatry
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Trying to treat cancer with a fruit juice cure
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And waiting for the Beatles reunion tour
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'Cuz it's a great big stupid world
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And we're feeling kinda queasy
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as it turns around
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Great big stupid world
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And we're never really sure if we're up or down
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We're on a dirt clod out in space
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Where it stops nobody knows
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If Jesus came back today
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They'd try to book him on the Oprah Winfrey show
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'Cuz it's a great big stupid world
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Great big stupid world
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Well we're hot on the trail of Big Foot
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And we're wearing the crystals to feel the power
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We're hoping that the creatures from outer space
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Come to set us free in that final hour
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Trying to tell the future from the lumps on our heads
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Getting melanoma from our tanning beds
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Channeling Houdini with Shirley MacLaine
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And trying to figure out what the dolphins are saying
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CHORUS
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Well it's a Great-Big-Stupid world
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Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world
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It's a great big stupid, great big stupid
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Great big stupid world
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Well we're studying the National Enquirer
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Is it true Sonny Bono is the Anti-Christ
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We debate if T.V. wrestling is really a sport
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While we're testing rock 'n' roll and it's effect on mice
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Bonding with our little computer screens
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Getting anorexic on our Lean Cuisines
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Turning plastic surgeons into millionaires
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So everybody finally gets to look like Cher
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It's a great big stupid world
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And we're feeling kind of queezy as it turns around
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Great big stupid world
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And we're never really sure if we're up or down
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It's a great... big... stupid world
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Dumb dumb da dumb dumb baby it's a stupid world
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etc., etc., etc.
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GREAT BIG STUPID WORLD
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Randy Stonehill |