He picks his nose with the T.V. on
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I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
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He sniffs his toes when he's feeling gone
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I'm a pig now baby dig?
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He goes out on Friday night
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Takes off his pants coz it feels alright
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Third down and twenty to go
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This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go
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In the gym the kids are holding their nose
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I'm a pig now baby can ya dig?
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I don't care coz I got B.O.
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I'm a pig, I'm a pig
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Body odour is no concern
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When he goes shopping those noses turn
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Third down and thirty to go
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This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go
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He's just a turkey, a two-tub turkey
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Mr. Turkey
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Rock
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Two, three, four
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Stick it
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He doesn't care 'bout mowing the lawn
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I'm a pig now baby, I'm a pig pig pig
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He only cares about porking your mom
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I'm a pig now baby, dig?
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He goes out on Friday night
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Takes off his pants coz it feels alright
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Third down and forty to go
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This two-tub turkey is ready to go go go
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You're just a turkey, a two-tub turkey
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You're just a two-tub turkey
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Turd rock
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I'm A Pig
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