Put on your yamaka, it's time for Hanukkah
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So much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
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Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
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Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
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But when you're the only kid in town without a Christmas tree, Heres a list of
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people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
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David Lee Roth lights the menorah,
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So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
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Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,
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Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
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Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
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Put them together--what a fine lookin¡¯ Jew! [Esus]
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You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
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Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish!
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[Esus]
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Put on your yamaka, its time for Hanukkah,
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The owner of the Seattle Super Sonic-ah celebrates Hanukkah.
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O.J. Simpson-- not a Jew!
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But guess who is...Hall of Famer?Rod Carew--(he converted!)
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We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
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Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
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Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
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Well, hes not, but guess who is: All three stooges. [Esus]
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So many Jews are in show biz--
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Tom Cruise isn't, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [Esus]
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Tell your friend Veronica, its time to celebrate Hanukkah
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I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
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So drink your gin-a-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
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If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
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Hanukkah¡¦¡¦. HAPPY HANUKKAH!
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The Hanukkah Song
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| Adam Sandler |
