Burnt a new hole in my tracksuit today
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Smokin' soap bar without an ashtray
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Red hot nylon drippin' on my skin
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I ripped the fucker off
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And threw it in the bin
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Soap bar's cheap and so's my clothes
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They gotta be coz of all the fuckin' holes
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It tastes like shit and it makes you cough
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And it's the fuckin' rubber innit, that gets you off
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Yeah I smoke soap bar with lots of bits of plastic
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I leaves mine in it coz it tastes fantastic
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Skunk costs too much, i can't see the appeal
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Than smokin' port rocky, soap bar or gold seal
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Smoke rocky in a bong, bucket or hot knives
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Bake it in a cake for your mam as a surprise
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I smokes green and it's gone in an instant
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But soap bar lasts coz it's fuckin' consistent
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Smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
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I'll smoke soap bar till I fuckin' die
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Before I die and they lay me to rest
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I'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best
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Last night I went out drivin' in my car
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I sparked up a fat spliff of fuckin' soap bar
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A blim burn burnt right down to my dick
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And while I was distracted I fuckin' crashed in
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To a brick wall, the car was fuckin' battered
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The bonnet flipped up and the windscreen shattered
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You're better off smokin' the green instead
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Coz it don't blim burn an' it's better for your head
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Soap baaar, sittin' in a deep sweat
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Thinkin' I gotta get some rocky
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For the weekend, the sight of draw excites me
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Stick it in a bong, light it up and chuck a fuckin' whitey
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Burnin' holes in my trakky
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This shit always happens when i'm smokin' fuckin' rocky
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You heard it on the news, you've seen it on the telly
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Add up for movin' soap bar down fuckin' Lliswerry
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I used to smoke skunky but it was far too smelly, man
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Smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
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I'll smoke soap bar till I fuckin' die
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Before I die and they lay me to rest
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I'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best
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Most soap bar comes from fuckin' holland
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They make it out of oil and tyres and pollen
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Diesel, mirror bar, flat press too
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These are types of soap bar available to you
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These little bits of plastic you find inside
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You can use those as a quality guide
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Of the standard of soap bar that you are smokin'
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The more bits of plastic means the better the tokin'
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Eat a hash cake but wait a while
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It'll take about an hour, ain't draw versatile
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You can burn it, eat it, or smoke it in a spliff
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Space shapes, straw gateaus, you knows it delia smith
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Lyin' in your bed droppin' blims on your pubes
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Sellin' draw to your mates but it's really oxo cubes
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When you're cookin' up draw, be quick, don't lick it
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Coz it's really fuckin' hot and it'll burn your fingers
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This bloke said to me, 'you haven't got a clue
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About the damage that soap bar can do to you'
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I tried to see things from his point of view
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But I couldn't fit my head up his ass hole too
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The bloke was wrong, I knows my stuff
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I knows if I smoke it i'm gonna feel rough
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My lungs are fucked and my throat is raw
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Coz the thing about soap bar is it's fuckin' hardcore
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[Chorus]
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Smoke it all up, soap bar in the sky
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I'll smoke soap bar till I fuckin' die
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Before I die and they lay me to rest
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I'm wanna smoke soap bar, that's the best
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Soap Bar
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