I'm trippin over dumb drunks at a party
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My girlfriend just ran off with the DJ
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I gave her everything, but she refused it
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It don't matter, she don't know how to use it
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My confidence is dwindling
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Look at the shape I'm in
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Where's the girls, where's the wine?
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I ain't thirsty, but I'm standing in line
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I'll have the usual
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I'll have the usual
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Fifty silhouettes tumblin' on the dance floor
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Pink elephants fallin' through a trap door
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Sixty cigarettes a day 'cause I'm nervous
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When will that chick serve us?
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I used to be a good boy, livin' the good life
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But fifty thousand kisses later she was a housewife
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She was good, I was unkind
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I ain't thirsty, but I'm standin' in line
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I'll have the usual
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Big Jim says the second comin's comin'
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I think he's seein' double or something
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Or something
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You can hang around waiting for the also rans
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I can't win, but I've seen enough, man
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I got a drink tab
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A fifth of whisky keeps the doctor away
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A little more and it's judgment day
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I had a future, but she just passed out
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I'm gonna drink 'til I seek
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What it is I'm always thinkin' bout
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I'll have the usual
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I'll have the usual
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On the rocks
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With a twist
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Whadya gotta do to get a drink around here?
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I'll buy!
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The Usual
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George Thorogood And The Destroyers |