10 am, and I hit the alarm
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It's been 5 short hours since I tied one on
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And on the way to the kitchen for my morning cup
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I gotta run to the can before my bowels erupt
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Grab my knees and howl like a dawg
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I've got a 12 inch long jalapeno log
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You can keep that Thai, yeah I think I'll pass
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I ain't got a week to nurse my ass!!!
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I just want a normal stool!
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Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
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I've been on the throne all day
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I can't face the world in any other way
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Help me out,
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I wanna be someone who
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Doesn't start the morning with a molten poo!!!
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I don't want this screaming hoop!!!
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Hey, hey, hey, heinous anus!
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Heinous Anus
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| Devin Townsend |
