There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists
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There are Hindus and Mormons and then
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There are those that follow Mohammad, but
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I've never been one of them
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I'm a Roman Catholic
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And have been since before I was born
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And the one thing they say about Catholics is
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They'll take you as soon as you're warm
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You don't have to be a six footer
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You don't have to have a great brain
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You don't have to have any clothes on
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You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is great
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If a sperm is wasted
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God gets quite irate
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is great
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If a sperm is wasted
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God gets quite irate
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Let the heathen spill theirs
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On the dusty ground
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God shall make them pay for
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Each sperm that can't be found
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Every sperm is wanted
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Every sperm is good
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Every sperm is needed
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In your neighborhood
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Hindu, Taoist, Morman
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Spill theirs just anywhere
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But God loves those who treat their
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Semen with more care
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is great
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If a sperm is wasted
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God gets quite irate
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is good
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Every sperm is needed
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In your neighborhood
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Every sperm is useful
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Every sperm is fine
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God needs everybody's
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Mine, and mine, and mine
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Let the pagans spill theirs
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O'er mountain, hill and plain
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God shall strike them down for
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Each sperm that's spilt in vain
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is good
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Every sperm is needed
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In your neighborhood
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Every sperm is sacred
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Every sperm is great
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If a sperm is wasted
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God gets quite irate
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Every Sperm Is Sacred
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Monty Python |