[Intro]
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Better not be taking my Lucky Charms
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I've got an army of scary creatures
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Stop taking yourself so seriously we put weird effects on the voice, WHAT?!
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Computer hip-hop
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[MC Lars]
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Yo, I'm more deadly than a venomous box jellyfish
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My poetry is hella sick, and relevant let's celebrate
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Forensic DNA is the way I murder tracks
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I'm iller than a killer on death row so watch your back
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Like Walt Whitman stacking stanzas damn it's awesome when it flows
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The hip-hop Henry Rollins starting moshpits at my shows (born this way)
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I'm a (monster) going (Gaga) do you want to take a ride?
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The ghost of Byron talks to me and helps me write my rhymes
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Like "Dnuorgrednu dedaeh M'i, srewes eht ni gnidih M'i"
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Translation: "I'm hiding in the sewers, I'm headed underground"
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And I'm alive, so glad we both can share this moment
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Lack of passion, don't condone it, like Em said you've got to own it
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I'm nice like Albert Einstein, a walking talking Stephen Hawking
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Dark matter, spit it faster, got these kids at home all rocking
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Horris Records, that's the label, so respect the competition
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Still swimmin at the Y because I'm frugal when I'm winning
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[Chorus: repeat 2X]
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I'm a venomous box jellyfish
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Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I'm hella sick
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Venomous box jellyfish
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Box jellyfish! Box jellyfish, I'm hella sick
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[MC Lars]
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Greenpoint, that's where my girl and I both stay
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Grill & Greens, copping lamb pitas like every single day (mmm)
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Peter Pan doughnuts, yo I go nuts for the coffee
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Spill it on my Moleskin journal cause sometimes I'm kind of sloppy (whoops)
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My homey Zack is working on his Ph.D (get it Zack)
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My homey Mike is working on his Ph.D (get it Mike)
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I got my masters in emceeing on these stages
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My generation is the greatest, someone had to say it!
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[Interlude: MC Lars]
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On Monday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Tuesday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Wednesday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Thursday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Friday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Saturday, still writing rhymes
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On Sunday - that's the day I experiment with logic presets
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[Chorus]
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[MC Lars]
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Up in the New York Public Library
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I was workin on this song
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An old man to my right was on YouTube
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Watchin music videos and singin along
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Then this other guy got real mad
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and he yelled at the guy like "Dude shut up!"
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They started to fight but a cop broke it up
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I kept writing the whole thing was nuts!
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[Interlude]
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[Interlude: MC Lars]
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On Sunday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Monday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Tuesday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Wednesday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Thursday, I'm watching fights
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On Friday, I'm writing rhymes
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On Saturday, I'm writing rhymes
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Hey guess what? Still writing rhymes!
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[MC Lars]
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Let the fish breathe on this one
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Jellyfish [4X]
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I'ma let the fish breathe on this one
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Jellyfish [4X]
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[Outro]
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The internet has become this place for evil to dwell
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You understand me? People who blog, whoever
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No sense of reality, they just blog about you
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Don't even know you
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I got kids man that be readin stuff that ain't true 'bout they father
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You understand? I know you know
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Cause the people just blog, but you got to have
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some God, you got to have, a piece of you
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that holds you when all of it's bad
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I give God all the credit for my existance man
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For everything that I've ever become, because
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He, he man, pe-pe-people don't know
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[laughing] Oh boy
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Venomous Box Jellyfish
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MC Lars Horris |