Dear Chasey Lain
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I wrote to explain
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I'm your biggest fan
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I just wanted to ask
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Could I eat your ass?
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Write back as soon as you can
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You've had a lotta dick
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Had a lotta dick
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I've had a lotta time
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Had a lotta time
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You've had a lotta dick Chasey
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But you ain't had mine
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Dear Chasey Lain
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I wrote to complain
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Ya never wrote me back
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How could I ever eat
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Your ass when ya treat
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Your biggest fan like that?
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You've had a lotta dick
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Had a lotta dick
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I've had a lotta time
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Had a lotta time
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You've had a lotta dick Chasey
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But you ain't had mine
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Dear Chasey Lain
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I wrote to constrain
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This letter is my last
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As your biggest fan
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I must demand
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You let me eat your ass
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You've had a lotta dick
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Had a lotta dick
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I've had a lotta time
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Had a lotta time
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You've had a lotta dick Chasey
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But you ain't had mine
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P.S.
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Mom and Dad this is Chasey
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Chasey this is my mom and dad
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Now show 'em them titties
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Now show 'em them titties
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P.S.
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Mom and Dad this is Chasey
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Chasey this is my mom and dad
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Now show 'em them titties
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Now show 'em them titties
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Would ya fuck me for blow?
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The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
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Bloodhound Gang |