(feat. Stewie)
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[Singers:]
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Here is the tale of a babysitting job,
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the baby is something of a snob,
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[Stewie:]
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Oh, go fuck yourselves
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[Singers:]
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So listen very closely, and you'll find
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that what they say is not the same as what's on their minds
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[Haylie:]
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Aren't you a cute little boy
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[Haylie's Thoughts:]
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look at that melon shaped head
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[Stewie:]
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Having you here is a joy
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[Stewie's Thoughts:]
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and in an hour you'll be dead
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[Haylie:]
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Sit on my knee
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[Haylie's Thoughts:]
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please don't go poo
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[Stewie:]
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Nice place to be
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[Stewie's Thoughts:]
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This one's for you
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[Both:]
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Babysitting is a bum deal
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[Haylie:]
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Why don't we watch Will & Grace
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[Thought:]
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Jesus, do I need a smoke
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[Stewie:]
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Jack puts a smile on my face
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[Thought:]
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oh, what a surprise, a gay joke
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[Haylie:]
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I like your house
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[Thought:]
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the ceiling has cracks
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[Stewie:]
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I like your blouse
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[Thought:]
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Miss TJ Maxx
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[Both:]
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Babysitting is a bum deal
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[Singers:]
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So they sat as time went by
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[Haylie:]
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slowly as time could go
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[Singers:]
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the baby blarred, and softly cursed
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[Stewie:]
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cause her lips, and her skirt, and her shoes,
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and her hair made her look like a hoe
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[Haylie:]
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Time for your bottle my sweet
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[Thought:]
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This little brat smells like piss
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[Stewie:]
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alway's a succulent treat
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[Thought:]
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while I suck that, you suck this
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[Haylie:]
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Aren't you a sight
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[Thought:]
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look at him drool
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[Stewie:]
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you're a delight
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[Thought:]
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Damn you, you fool
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[Both:]
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Babysitting is a bum deal
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[Singers:]
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The diaper change was quite a job
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[Haylie:]
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the grossest I've ever seen
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[Singers:]
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The baby smiled and took a breath
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[Stewie:]
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and I grunted and pooped out a poop,
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that looked something like Matthew Modine
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[Haylie:]
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someday you might meet a girl
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[Thought:]
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yeah, she's gonna be your right hand
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[Stewie:]
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Maybe it's you my sweet pearl
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[Thought:]
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darling, i'd rather fuck sand
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[Haylie:]
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Have a good night
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[Thought:]
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you little creep
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[Stewie:]
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Have a good night
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[Thought:]
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Die in your sleep
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[Both:]
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Babysitting is a bum deal
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Babysitting is a bum deal
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Babysitting Is A Bum Deal
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Haylie Duff |