I've got a fanzine
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So I should know
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everything bout every band
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I turned punk 2 years ago
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I tell my subjects
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I'm D.I.Y.
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I'll your band a sellout
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& I'll tell convienient lies
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I've got a lot of staples
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and to much....
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Time to trash a band
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They fucking blow
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since I wasn't on the list
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I didn't make the show oh well
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No major labels
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They really suck
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except for Bad Religion
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can't get their sticker of my truck
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got my own agenda
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I write the rules
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I'll use my moms cash
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nobody knows
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are you calling me a liar
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yeah my story has some holes
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I'll start a label
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rip of the bands
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I will liberate the punk scene
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Just part of my master plan
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If its in my zine
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It must be true
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Who told you I'm always crying
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Just because I'm getting sued
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That guys an asshole
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That bands on Ludes
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I guess my little fanzine
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is like the weekly world news
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Musical Monkey
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| GutterMouth |
