Yo, my mom was a surfer
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She surfed the big old waves
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In Avalon New Jersey
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She had a big ole brown board
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With red stripes
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Back in the day on the beach
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When the break was right
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She'll make you tight
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She'll do the mashed potato
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And the buckaroo
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When she was inside the tube
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Her legs was renewed
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She was juice
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And loose with her caboose in the bikini
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All the fellas would whine
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That she gets all the waves
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And she looks so fine and pretty
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So I wrote a ditty
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In the days that I walked on the earth
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Thats right, I said my mom can surf
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Say Oh yeah
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She's got the motion
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Thats right
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Say oh yeah
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She's got the motion
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Yo, Mary Jane Lorraine
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Thats my mommas name
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And when she steals your wave
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Yo man, please don't complain
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The biggest wave of the day
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Is for grabbing I'm not bragging
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Thats right
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I said my mom can surf
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Like smurfette
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She'll be the only girl in the lineup
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And at the bunkroom
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All the fellows would line up
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My dad couldn't surf
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But you know he got lucky
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Momma 52 years old and still truckin'
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In Hawaii, Escondido and California
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Biaritz and Austrailia I think you better wait
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South America, South Africa
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What I'm telling ya
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Is my mom can surf
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And don't ask her where shes from
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Or even start joking
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Cuz she's good for a girl
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And yes she's always local
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Oh, thats right
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She's got the motion yeah
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I say, oh, thats right
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Yeah she's got the motion
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There she goes man
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So mom can surf
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Now you know I know what to do
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I looking for you
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Yeah, the girl who says if it swells
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You know I'll ride it
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Cuz surfer girls like surfing
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And they never hide it
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This little surfer girl
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She's gonna wax my stick
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She's driving old car from 1966
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I thought she was a mermaid
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Floating in the ocean
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Tell her on the beach
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And rub her with some suntan lotion
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She got the motion
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Of the sea of love in the air
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Gonna surf some bikes
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Be a surfing pair
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She's the hitchikin' woman
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And she thumbs around with me
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Thats how it is and
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And thats how its gonna be
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So don't be jealous
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Man or start cursing
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Cuz thats my girl
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Don't you know, she's surfing
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Oh, thats right
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Yeah, she's got the motion
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Oh, thats right
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Yeah, she got the motion
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Oh, thats right
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She got the motion
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Mmmmm, thats right
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Yeah, she got the motion
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Mom's a Surfer
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G. Love & Special Sauce |