Fade up zoom in, this tragi-comic, story¡¯s about
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Dorkshire and how it feels, to grow up there... shockingly boring
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A place where metalheads rule and Van Halen¡¯s still cool
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Well I admit, it ain¡¯t Abu Dhabi,
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But there¡¯s cable here, Mc Donalds and topless bar
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But what¡¯s the point in entering this flea pit
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When it¡¯s known that the showgirl¡¯s your best friend¡¯s mom...
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It must suck to live in Dorkshire
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People with stupid grins
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Women with hairy chins
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Dorkshire town what a waste
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Here we go, once again
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We¡¯re full of bitchcake talk, what¡¯s the plan?
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Dorkshire
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| Janez Detd |
