what makes you think that it won't grow back
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in a day or two
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husbands in winter, they know the truth
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but what can they do
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i don't like girls the way they are
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so shave their legs, and make them look like movie stars
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then we can pretend it's natural
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put on whatever makes you attractive
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if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
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your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you've got to be
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junior high legs; blond hair gone brown
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from removing it
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waxing since thirteen - wisdom from a beauty queen
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her tiara digging deep in her head
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put on whatever makes you attractive
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if it's not you, then do it for the sake of fashion
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your friends like a certain you?-, that's who you have to be
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that's who you've got to be
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i'm starting to think that i'm kind of shy, or at least i'd like to be
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winter legs give me heart attacks so take it off with lasers, so it never comes back
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then we can pretend it's natural
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When They Really Get To Know You, They Will Run
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Pedro The Lion |