Why must we always know their names
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To make them heroes is so lame
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Armchair experts in the house
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Bored house wives glazed on the couch
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Don't make them stars
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Don't let them shine
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T.v. talk show time
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Know more about Manson than Lincoln
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A philosophy catastrophe
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No more biographies of lunacy
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Lets see more this sucks I'm bored
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It's ratings week next
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Lets check what freak are left to see
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Diaper wearing freak show
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Cone sporting freakshow
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Gang banging freakshow
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Chicks with dicks freakshow
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In their hand freakshow
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Lipstick dykes freakshow
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Look a likes freakshow
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They're all here
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To get on T.V., go insane
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They snap and go nuts everyday
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So fucked up compared to us
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And we sit eyes bugged, lips shut
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[Chorus]
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T.V. Talk Show Time
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