Santa's got a mullet, and he's coming christmas eve
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Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me
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Frosty's got a stovepipe hat,
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And rudolphs nose is red.
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Santa's got a mullet
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Sitting on his head.
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Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him'
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Driving in his I-roc, with the killer rims
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Santa's got a mullet
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As he's streaking through the night
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Jamming to Foghat
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And drinkings Dewar's Light
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Singing Fa la la la la...
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Singing Fa la la la la...
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Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
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Santa's wearing oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp
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Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of 'ya
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I thought he was from the northpole. But he must be from Canada.
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Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long.
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Santa's got a mullet
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Santa's got (Yeah Santa's got)
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Santa's got... a schlong
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A Schlong!
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Santa Has A Mullet
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Nerf Herder |