I turn on my radio
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And all the music sounds hollow
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The first song they're playin' sucks
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And the next one swallows
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The singer is whinin'
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And the drummer sounds bored
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The guitar player's tone is like a Commodore 64
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Don't settle for less
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Don't suffer the fools, no-oo-oh
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Don't give them your allowance money
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules"
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Yeah
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I turn on my TV set and I see the "American Idol" show
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And people are wonderin' why all the kids are suicidal
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Well, Jessica and Britney and Paris and Ashley
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Well, they look so pretty
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Then you ask me if I like their music
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Well, I didn't know that they had any
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Don't listen to disco
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Don't listen to punk, no-oo-oh
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Don't listen to the Men Down Under and all that junk, woah-oo-oh
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Don't suffer the fools
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Don't settle for less, no-oo-oh
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Don't give them your allowance money
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules"
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"Hey, bro, check out the new Donut Boy song I got for free on my cell phone. It's so rad."
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"I'm not gonna listen to your stupid cell phone. Check this out."
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"Dude, what's that?"
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"It's got real music on it. It's called a cassette tape."
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"What? How many minutes do you hear with that thing?"
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"Ninety."
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"Woah!"
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Don't settle for less
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Don't suffer the fools, no-oo-oh
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Don't give them your allowance money
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Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules"
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Listen to disco
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Don't listen to punk, no-oo-oh
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Don't listen to the Men Down Under and all that junk, woah-oo-oh
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Don't suffer the fools
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Don't settle for less, no-oo-oh
|
Don't give them your allowance money
|
Let's shout, "Led Zeppelin Rules"
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Don't listen to disco
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Don't listen to punk
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Don't listen to junk
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Don't listen to..
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Don't listen to... ska
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Led Zeppelin Rules
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| Nerf Herder |
