You want a guy who can bring the bacon,
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and you want a guy with savoir-faire.
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Somebody who can take control of it,
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someone with cool black shiny hair.
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Yeah, you don't want a boyfriend.
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What you want is Mr. Spock,
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to come to your wasteland,
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and destroy the robot.
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Something more than human,
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someone with blood that's cold and green.
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You want something better than me.
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Captain Kirk, went to the planet,
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and there he fought the man lizard.
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He saved the ship and vented the gun powder,
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but that's just not good enough for you, is it?
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No, you don't want a boyfriend.
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what you want is Mr. Spock,
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to come to your wasteland,
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and destroy the robot.
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Something more than human,
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someone with blood that's cold and green.
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You want something better than me.
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You sit all night at your computer,
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drinking diet Dr pepper,
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looking for an answer to it all.
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Say the words, say the words,
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say say say the words.
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You don't want a boyfriend.
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What you want is Mr. Spock,
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to come to your wasteland,
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and destroy the robot.
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Something more than human,
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someone with blood that's cold and green.
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You want something better than me...
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Mr. Spock
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Nerf Herder |