Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes.
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Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time.
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Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick,
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but Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's d***.
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Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
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and Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep.
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And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
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Jack's serving Jill a bucket in his hand.
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And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound,
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the turntables might wobble but they won't fall down.
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Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing.
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but, Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king.
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Cause he's the adult entertainer, child educator,
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Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader.
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He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest.
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Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm rhymin' apparatus.
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Lotta guts, when he cuts, girls move their butts.
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His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts.
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And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say
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he's not Flash, but he's fast and his name is Jay!
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It goes a one, two, three and...
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Jay's like King Midas, as I was told,
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everything that he touched turned to gold.
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He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great.
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Claim fame cause his name is known in every state.
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His name is Jay to see him play will make you say:
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"God d***, that DJ made my day!"
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Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker,
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he's a maker, a breaker, and a title taker.
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Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe.
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If cuts were kids, he would be due.
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I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know,
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and if I lie, my nose will grow
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like the little wooden boy named Pinochio,
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and you all know how the story goes!
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Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs.
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He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs.
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He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood,
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not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good!
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There it is...
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We're Run-DMC got a beef to settle
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Run's not Hansel, D's not Gretel
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Jay's a winner, not a beginner
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His pocket gets fat while others get thinner
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J-J-Jump on Jay like cows jump moons,
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People chase Jay like dish and spoon
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and like all fairy tales end,
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you'll see Jay again my friend!
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Huh!
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Peter Piper
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Run-D.M.C. |