It's 8 O'clock and you're still in bed,
|
The aspirin won't stop that pounding in your head.
|
Your stomach's doing backflips and your mouth is dry.
|
You don't feel strong enough to open your eyes.
|
Never touch another drop!
|
'Cause you can't admit that you can't stop
|
Get up! you're late for work.
|
Your wife is getting fed up she says: "You're acting like a jerk!"
|
You're feeling like a glob of slime fermenting in the sewer
|
"5 more minutes" you can't be late again
|
OK, now you slithered from your cave.
|
Feel your way,
|
Shit, shower and shave.
|
The seat is cold as ice,
|
the shower hot as piss.
|
The bloody tissue on your face
|
Might as well be on your wrists.
|
|
-----------------
|
Hangover
|
| Rkl |
