Good morning, midnight. This is DJ Crash Crash, and I'm here at the Dark Park Metal Shoppe getting my chrome polished. Y'all here know why we're getting our chrome right?
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(Cause it won't shine by itself.)
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It won't shine by itself, right, it won't shine by itself is right. Well tonight, we've got the Electrified Betas throwing an end-of-the-world cyber freak festival. Some fun [?] sucks for y'all to do. Don't let it break you now. Lookie here, we got the sisters looking good, shining bright, telling you all about it.
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Yeah, this is Melanie 45221
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And Asada 8550
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With the new, new chapter of the Electrified Betas! We will be at the youth auditorium tonight, along with DJ Crash Crash, and the Wondaland Jam Authority.
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Female alpha platinums are in for free. Clones and humans welcome after midnight.
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We're gonna have a bouncing electro-booty contest, an atomic kissing contest and much, much more!
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No bounty hunters allowed. Bring your punk ass up here looking for Cyndi Mayweather, and you might get hurt!
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Woo! That's right, sisters. Power up, power up! Now take us to our next song.
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This is Cindy's newest jam, "Dance Apocalyptic", here at 105.5 WDRD.
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The Chrome Shoppe
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