He wears a snake skin underwear, which women refer to as "The Python Pouch."
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He once slayed a vampire with a chorus.
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Chuck Norris has a book of facts on him.
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He is the only man qualified for "The Awesome Award."
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He once outran a cheetah.
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He can stop a bullet in midair, just by looking at it.
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He once killed himself, for creeping up on himself.
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When he goes out in public, he wheres a cape.
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At age 5, he put his mom on time out, for not buying him fruit roll-ups, ahh, delicious fruit roll-ups!
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Nectar of the gods!
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It's a paper tape, delicious, fruity experience.
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So what I say, "Mom, stop being a bitch! And let your kid engulge in his fruit roll-ups!"
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He is, the most interesting man in the cater!
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Most Interesting (Skit)
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| Jarren Benton |
