feat. Solange
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Ok everyone, welcome to grammar class
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Today we're learning about semicolons
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Oh, oh, oh
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Yes, Lonely Island?
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We use semicolons everyday
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Can you give me an example?
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Oh, hell, yeah
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Get ready for a whale of a time: Shamu
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My whole team coming clean: shampoo
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These dudes is comic relief: Whoopie
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And I'm the motherfucking monster: cookie
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When you see me better cross the street: Frogger
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Then go home and write about it: blogger
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Did I do that? Urkel
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Yo Angela, who's the boss? Merkel
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I'll take you where you've never been: Oxnard
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Then make you suck a bull's nut: Oxnard
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If Miss Moore married Josh: Demi Brolin
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A comma and a fucking dot: semicolon
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We run these streets, stop lights
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All eyes on me, spot lights
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Each semicolon brings us closer to the top
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I'm loud and I'm zipping around: jet ski
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Your dick is little like Wayne: Gretsky
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But Gretsky's got a big dick: clarification
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Everyone who's rude to me: Paris vacation
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My stomach's getting fat: food
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Leave trash inside my car: rude
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You're acting all Machio: Ralph
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But I'll eat all you cats: Alf
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We run the game: umpire
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Always chase the night: young squire
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These semicolons are my light inside the dark
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It's right under your nose, semicolon: mouth
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Opposite of north, semicolon: south
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Right over your home, semicolon: attic
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Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict
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We got the game on lock: toy chest
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You're too big for your clothes: boys vest
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You know we out of control: no brakes
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Your birthday party sucked: no cakes
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When it comes to punctuation
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You know we're number one
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And to the people of every nation
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Feel the power of the semicolon
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Semicolons
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We rest our case
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No actually those are examples of colons
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You all get F's
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Wait, what?
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Semicolon
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The Lonely Island |