[Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw]
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[this is going on in the background during the Intro and part of the first verse]
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You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth
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[coughing] Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit
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Know damn well!
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I remember when we used to go down to the creek
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Member when we used to go down to the creek?
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And used to dip your head in the water?
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Everybody thought you had it in you, you know
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You used to jump out the water
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the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
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What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
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[Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard]
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Clean out my vocals
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Yeah, I said YEAH
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I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh
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[more nonsense noises]
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chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo
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C'mon baby baby, baby, baby
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Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
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[Verse One:]
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Superlogical this, superlogical that
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I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap
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I elect myself President MC
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My career so intelligent, unique physique
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Then with mathematics, not democratic
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static, topic, Asiatic
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Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...
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Bring it on back
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Superlogical this, superlogical that
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I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!
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I elect myself President MC
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My career so intelligent, unique physique
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Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci
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No static, topic, I'm Asiatic
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See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
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[Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard]
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Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty
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Get your weight up, don't take me lightly
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Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness
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It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard
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MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas
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My gammmmme, to kick your ass
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Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh!
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Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
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Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin
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on the industry that was frontin now they missin
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What everybody else is gettin
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Cuz they wasn't representin the real......appeal, like me and, old time
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When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine?
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Be the original G
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Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be
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[Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man]
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You are now in my trance
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You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy
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You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy
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and sleeeeppieeerrrrr
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And sleepy, and sleepy
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[Verse Three: Method Man]
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This one here's for my people, my people
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Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel
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Part two, for me and the cipher troop
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With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through
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With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what?
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You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin
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Straight from the beginning, of the game
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All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain
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Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA
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Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger
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[Outro: Ol Dirty Bastard]
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The hardware, choose the hardware
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Ask you a question, test the Ason
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Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one
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which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the...
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ohhhh....
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Here I go, aauhhh
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Yeahhh...
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(shit that makes me high) [*2]
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[*2 - leads into Harlem World on the album version]
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Dirty Dancin
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Method Man |