I was blue and lonely, I couldn't sleep a wink
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And I could only get unconscious if I'd had to much to drink.
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There was somehow, something wrong somewhere, and each day seemed grey and dead
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The seeds of desperation were growing in my head.
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I needed inspiration, a brand new start in life,
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Somewhere to place affection, but I didn't want a wife.
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And then by lucky chance I saw [in] a special magazine
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An ad. that was unusual, the like I'd never seen,
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"Experience something different with our new imported toy,
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She's loving, warm, inflatible and a guarantee of joy."
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She came all wrapped in cardboard, all pink and shrivelled down
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A breath of air was all she needed to make her lose that frown.
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I took her to the bedroom and pumped her with some life,
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And later in a moment that girl became my wife.
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And so I sit her in the corner and sometimes stroke her hair
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And when I'm feeling naughty I blow her up with air
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She's cuddly and she's bouncy, she's like a rubber ball,
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I bounce her in the kitchen and I bounce her in the hall.
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[And now my life is different since Sally came my way]
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I wake up [in the] morning and have her on a tray
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She's everything they say she was and I wear a permanent grin,
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And I only have to worry in case my girl wears pins.
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Sally
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The Police |