You really like gorillas?
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We've got just the pet for you
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It's the way you're forced to act
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To survive our schools
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Make your whole life revolve around sports
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Walk tough-don't act too smart
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Be a mean machine
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Then we'll let you get ahead
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Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul
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We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
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The future of America is in their hands
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Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
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Pep rally in the holy temple
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And you're forced to go
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Masturbate en masse
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With the favored religious cult
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Cheerleaders yell-"Ra Ra Team"
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From the locker room parades the prime beef
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When archaeologists dig this up
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They'll either laugh or cry
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Jock-O-Rama-On the brain
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Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
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The future of America is in their hands
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Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
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Unzip that old time religion
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On the almighty football field
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Beerbellies of all ages
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Come to watch the gladiators bleed
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"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun
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You're going out there to win
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How d'ya win?
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Get out there
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And snap the other guy's knee!"
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Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up!
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Ra Ra Ra
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Snap those spinal cords
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Ha Ha Ha
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The star quarterback lies injured
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Unconscious on the football field
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Looks like his neck's been broken
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Seems to happen somewhere every year
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His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
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Their favorite son will never walk again
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Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent
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What spirit
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What a man"
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But who cares?
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Games over-Let's go get wasted man
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To the 7-11, to the liquor store
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Let's party all night and party some more
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Another Trans-Am
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Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
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"I ain't drunk, officer
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I just fell gettin' out of my car"
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Don't worry about it, son
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We were that way when we were young
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You've got all the skills
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To make a damn good businessman
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Jock-O-Rama-that's the law
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Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol
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If the future of America is handed to them
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Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
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Jock-O-Rama
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The Dead Kennedys |