Ho Ho Ho woke up this morning with a scary feeling
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Realized it was November first
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Christmas oh my god its nearing
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What am I to do I said
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Then I covered up my head
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Prayed for sleep for two more months intill this holy mess is over
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Wasn't that lucky I turned on the TV
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Beanie Babies on the news
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Biggest selling gift this year
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What's a tired Jew to do?
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So TV off, Try to escape, Called my Friend from Silver lake
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Said to meet on Fairfax for some some coffee and a cougal
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Talk about our fear and dread of tinsel lights and parties
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Suddenly like a bad dream
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Fairfax was transformed into a holiday paradise everywhere was Hanukah
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Shiny Sparkly blue and white isn't this a little soon
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I got up quick ran to the mall
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Before my pain got any worse
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What a stupid thing to do
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I'm a sitting duck in Santa's zoo
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Suddenly I couldn?t walk
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I couldn?t breath I couldn?t move
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Children running everywhere
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Screaming tis this season
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I think Ill miss this one this year
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I think Ill miss this one this year
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I think Ill miss this one this year
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I think Ill miss this one this year
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December first the pains have gone
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Thought about Adams Hanukah song
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He forgot to mention me
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Thats ok his song was better
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Photograph on Santa's lap
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Now over my fear of shopping
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Bought gifts for all my goiant friends
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One for each, not eight
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Sorting cards from all my friends
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Sweet of them to take the time
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One pile for all the Christmas cards from friends who just don?t get it yet
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Hanukkah day on overload I just cannot stop eating
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I have so many lackey that my tush is going to explode
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All I walk it off and so I walk to the Kabala Center just to kill some time I
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thought I spotted Madonna
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Christmas Day Hanukkahs done
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Woke up feeling funny
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Maybe its cuz I lost half my hair and I have spent all of my money
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Whats a Jew to do today?
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LA is a ghost town
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Looks just like another year of movies and Chinese food
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Then suddenly I laughed and laughed and caught on to that was happening
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Christmas magic brought this tale to a very happy ending
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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I couldnt miss this one this year
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I couldnt miss this one this year
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I couldnt miss this one this year
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Merry Christmas Merry Christmas
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But I couldnt miss this one this year
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Christmas Wrapping
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