Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
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Humpty Dumpty fell down that's his hard time
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Jack B. Nimble what nimble and he was quick
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But Jam Master cut faster Jack's on Jay's dick
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Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
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And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
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And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
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Jack's servin Jill a bucket in his hand
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And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
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The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down
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Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing
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But Jam Master's gettin loose and D.M.C.'s the king
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Cause he's adult entertainer
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Child educator
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Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader
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He's the better of the best best believe he's the baddest
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Perfect timin when I'm climbin I'm a rhymin apparatus
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Lot of guts
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When he cuts
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Girls move their butts
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His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts
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And on the mix real quick and I'd like to say
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He's not Flash but he's fast and his name is Jay
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Jay's like King Midas as I was told
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Everything that he touched turned to gold
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He's the greatest of the greater get it straight
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He's great
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Playing fame cause his name is known in every state
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His name is Jay
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To see him play
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Will make you say
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God damn that DJ made my day
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Like the butcher the baker
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The candlestick maker
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He's a maker a breaker
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And a title taker
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Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
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If cuts were kids he would be you
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Not lyin y'all he's the best I know
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And if I lie my nose will grow
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Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio
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And you all know how the story go
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Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs
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He's a big bad wolf and you're the three pigs
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He's a big bad wolf in your neighborhood
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Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good
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We're Run-D.M.C. got a beef to settle
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D's not Hansel he's not Gretel
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Jay's a winner
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Not a beginner
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His pockets get fat others get thinner
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Jump on Jay like cows jump moons
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People chase Jay like dish and spoon
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And like all fairy tales end
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You'll see Jay again my friend
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Peter Piper
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