(Hoyt Axton)
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Huh-huh! Huh-huh
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(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
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(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
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A lady that i know just came from columbia,
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She smiled because i did not understand.
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Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
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She said it was the best in all the land.
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And i said,
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"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
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I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
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No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
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And then it makes it hard to find the door."
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(ah-ah-aye-aye)
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A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
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She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
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Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
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She said it was the finest in the land.
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And i said,
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"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
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I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
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No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
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And then it makes it hard to find the door."
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(aye-aye-aye-aye)
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(aye-aye-aye-aye)
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(aye-aye-aye-aye)
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(aye-aye-aye)
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A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
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He smiled because i did not understand.
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Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
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He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)
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And i said,
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"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
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I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
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No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
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And then it makes it hard to find the door."
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Well, i said,
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"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
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I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
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No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
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And then it makes it hard to find the door."
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Hey yeh!
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"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"
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No No Song
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Ringo Starr |