(Ron Mael)
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Harry, it's good of you to stay
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Hear every word I say
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And not just duck away
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God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
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Barkeep, how 'bout some ice
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Hey, Harry sit back down
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Say, that little thing there's fine from behind
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They all look good after three or four,
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So drink Harry, drink Harry,
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Drink 'til you can't see no more
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of anything, no more of anything
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Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
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For months, for years,
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Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
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And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
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So that he'll grow
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Harry, it's really rough at home
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I've caught her on the phone
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Hey, who's that on the phone?
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Oh, that's no one dear,
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The standard sort of line
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Harry, you know me well,
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You know that I'm not blind
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Hey, you ain't been drinking
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Don't you know I'm buying?
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They all taste good after three or four
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So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
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of anything, no more of anything
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Drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
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How well I know
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Tits were only there for fun and games at home
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And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
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So that he'll grow
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God, the room is spinning round
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Hey, drive me home old pal
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God, you sure get around
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Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home
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Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home
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Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more
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It's all so good after three or four
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It's all so good after three or four
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It's all so good after three or four
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So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
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of anything, no more of anything
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Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
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How well I know
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Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
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And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
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So that he'll grow into a man
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So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't see no more, etc
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Tits
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Sparks |