(Ron & Russel Mael)
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I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen
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She's 90 and you're a teen
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I'm trying to cheer you up
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Don't be so mean, don't be so mean
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Crach, bam, now you're looking good
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Tip Top, now you're feeling good
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Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
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Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
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Chorus:
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Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind
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you don't see in magazines
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Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind
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you don't see on T.V. screens
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Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens
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Wake up to music
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And say you're too sick to go to work
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Soon, you will lose all your zits
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Tight sweaters no longer fit
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Jetsetters will make their pitch
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I told you so, I told you so
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Chorus
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Don't eat that ice cream
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It is vanilla
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Give it to me
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Don't eat that pastry
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What's in the middle
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Give it to me
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Don't eat that burger
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Has it got mayonnaise
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Give it to me
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Keep that mystique up
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And wear a "D" cup
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No matter what
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Don't eat no curry
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Before a very
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Important date
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Do I look so knowing and old and wise
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Maby it's those Dacron ties
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How come you keep asking me
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For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens
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Crach, bam, now you're looking good
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Tip Top, now you're feeling good
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Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen
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Don't you feel good, don't you feel good
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Chorus
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Tips For Teens
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Sparks |