(Holder/Lea)
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Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets of town
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Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown
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Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a snake
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Every haunt has a muscler on the make
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Chorus
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Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing
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If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me
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Everywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impress
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Everywhere has a sciver in a mess
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Every place has a joker at poker born with a marked deck of cards
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Every place has a smoker in the yards
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Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing
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Slade |