I need to go shopping
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These shoes are all wrong
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Just look in my closet
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Not a thing to put on
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I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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Lets turn off the tv
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Now can't we just talk
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Lets lay here and cuddle
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Til we both drift off
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If we don't make love
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That'll be just fine
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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That joke is too dirty
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This steak is too thick
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Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
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That car is too fast
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This beer is too cold
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And watchin all this football is sure getting old
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Wish I was workin this weekend
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Not on the lake reelin my line
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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Here lips are too red
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Her skirt is too tight
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Her legs are too long
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And her heels are too high
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Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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That joke is too dirty
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This steak is too thick
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Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
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That car is too fast
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This beer is too cold
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And watchin all this football is sure getting old
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Wish I was workin this weekend
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Not on the lake reelin my line
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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I feel a little bloated
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I think I'm fixin to starve
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That movie was good except for the violent parts
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Brad Pitt is sexy
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Why did he change his hair
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I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
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These curtains clash with the carpet
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The color scheme is a crime
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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Things that never cross a man's mind
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things that never cross a man's mind
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| Kellie Pickler |
