I also like to blow holes in the head of rednecks
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If I, strolled into your town
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Would you, follow me around?
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If I, I hung out on your block, would you telephone a cop?
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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If I was new around here and hittin' on your daughter
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And took her to the creek and fucked her in the water
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Then she brought me home, and I put on your robe
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Would you be mad enough to let your barrels explode?
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If I, sold your son cocaine,
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Would you, put a bullet in my brain?
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If I, I stole your favorite your favorite cow,
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Would you cock the hammer back and be like POW!
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I BET YOU WOULD!
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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You daughter, she just had sex with me (I fucked that girl)
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I fed her, some drink and XTC
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If I don't steal your cow, would you let me live in your barn?
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[Shaggy 2 Dope]
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I don't have a problem with small town folk
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I like y'all, as soon as I flip this dope
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I'mma open a tittie bar next to the school
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I'm glad we all neighbors, I mean, it's cool!
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If I showed up at your church, drunk out my mind
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Would you still let me sip up on that red wine?
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If we, we played your shitty town,
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Would you help me and pass these fliers 'round?
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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[Violent J]
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Southern love baby, don't doubt
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Don't let my records fool you, I'm about it
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I love fat rednecks who fuck they kids, beat they wife and yet serve no bids
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Only judge in town, he also the cop
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He also the barber at the hair chop shop
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He the mayor, clerk
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And what I'm speakin', shit, he the one fuckin' his kids and wife beatin'
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There ain't no law gonna punish himself
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And that's why the carnival's bad for ya' health
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When we get there, we gonna get rid of ya'
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They gonna find a piece of ya' head in Bolivia
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I'll lay you out front with your corpse to rest and a hatchetman flag
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Stickin' outta ya chest
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Say hello to the new sheriff Violent J. with one law, let there be
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Juggaloism all day!
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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I think I like it here, okay I'll stay (It fits me!)
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I think I like it here, I'm moving in today! (Come and get me!)
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I think I like it
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Fuck it, I'm staying
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Right here, I like it!
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Hey! I like it! Yeah!
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Small Town
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Zug Izland |