(Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen)
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Got a Glock in the bedside table
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Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door
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Kevlar vest in the closet
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Well, I wear it when I go to the store
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Shadows on the window
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Rustling in the hedge
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Faces at the peephole
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Footsteps on the ledge
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If you come calling
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He'll be mauling with intent to maim
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Don't knock on my door
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If you don't know my Rottweiler's name
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Halogen lights in the driveway
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Guardian Angels living next door
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One hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasion
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Sleeping on the Florida porch
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Slackers in the market
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Bangers in the mall
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Skinheads on the golf course
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Hunting for their balls
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If you come calling
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He'll be mauling with intent to maim
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Don't knock on my door
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If you don't know my Rottweiler's name
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Well, he's dreaming about an intruder or two
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And the promise of burglar blood
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He's yearning to chew on a gangster tattoo
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And to hear the proverbial sickening thud
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Shadows on the window
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Rustling in the hedge
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Faces at the peephole
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Footsteps on the ledge
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If you come calling
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He'll be mauling with intent to maim
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Don't knock on my door
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If you don't know my Rottweiler's name
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Rottweiler Blues
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Warren Zevon |