I'm not the brightest crayon in the box
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Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks
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I barely even know how to put on my own pants
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But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
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Hoom chaka laka
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Hoom chaka laka
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Hoom chaka
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I may not be the sharpest hunk of cheese
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I got a negative number on my SATs
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I'm not good looking and I don't know how to dance
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But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be
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A genius in France, a genius in France, a genius in France
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People say I'm a geek, a moronic little freak
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An annoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate physique
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If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week
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But when the Mademoiselles see me, they all swoon and shriek
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They dig my mystique, they say I'm c'est magnifique
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When I'm in Par-ee, I'm the chic-est of the chic
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They love my body odor and my bad toupee
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They love my stripey shirt and my stupid beret
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And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
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In some cafe town in St. Tropez
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It's hard to keep the fans at bay
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They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
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"Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait"
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Hemenene humenene
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himenene homenene
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Poodle... poodle...
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Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool
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Got too much chlorine in my gene pool
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A few peas short of a casserole
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A few buttons missing on my remote control
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A few fries short of a happy meal
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I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
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Instructions on the heel
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Instructions on the heel
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But when I'm in Provence, I get free croissants
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Yeah, I'm the guy every French lady wants
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And if you ask 'em why, you're bound to get this response
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(He's a genius in France! Genius in France!)
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That's right
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(He's a genius in France, genius in France)
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You know it
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(He's a genius in France, genius in France, genius in France)
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I'm not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree
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But the folks in France, they don't seem to agree
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They say, "Bonjour, Monsieur would you take ze picture with me?"
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I say, "Oui, oui"
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That's right, I say, "Oui, oui"
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"Oui, oui"
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He says, "Oui, oui"
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I'm dumber than a box of hair
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But those Frenchies don't seem to care
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Don't know why, mon frere
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But they love me there
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I'm a genius in France
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Yeah, I'm a genius in France
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Gonna make a big splash when I show up in Cannes
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Gonna make those Frenchies scream
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"You ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"
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Like a fine Renoir (waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (quoi!)
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Like a fine Renoir (ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est...
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Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
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Quoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, oo-we-oo
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Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
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Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy
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Bow
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[snort]
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I'm a taco short of a combo plate
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But by some twist of fate, all the Frogs think I'm great
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Oh, the men all faint and the women scream
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They like me more than heavy cream
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When I'm in Versailles, I'm a popular guy
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My oh my, I'm as French as apple pie (apple pie)
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They think I'm awful witty, a riot and a half
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When I tell a stupid joke, they laugh(haw haw haw haw haw)
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And laugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)
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People in France have lots of attitude
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They're snotty and rude, they like disgusting food
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But when they see me, they just come unglued
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They think that I am one happening dude
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Bowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm
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I'm about as sharp as a bowling ball
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But they like me better than Charles de Gaulle
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Entre nous, it's very true
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The room temperature's higher than my IQ
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But they love me more than Gerard Depardieu
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How did this happen; I don't have a clue
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Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm
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I don't have any skills or grace or charm
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And most people look at me like I'm all covered with ants
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But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in France, genius in France
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And I'm never goin' back, I'm never goin' back
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I'm never never never never goin' back home again
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I'm tearin' up my return flight ticket
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Gonna tell the folks back here where they can stick it
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'Cause I'm never goin' back
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I'm never goin' back
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I'm never goin' back
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The girls back home n |