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Thank you, thank you. I wonder who could that be? Oh, yeah?
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Hello... who? Gerald? Well I'll be dog-... who? Gerald Ford? Well
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I'll be doggone! I thought you had left the White House. What?
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Oh, you're leavin' now. Yeah... Well... yeah... Well who... is Jimmy in
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there yet? Jimmy who? Jimmy Carter? Yeah, he's comin' in... Huh...
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he been doin' what? Sellin' peanuts all over the place? Yeah? He
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even sold you a bag of peanuts? Doggone! Peanuts must be good in
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the White House, hey? Yeah... Ah... eh eh now look here Gerald, ah,
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they tell me that ah, Jimmy Carter done changed Abraham Lincoln's
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shirt... Yeah, it used to be white, he's givin' him a black shirt... yeah I
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understand... What? He took the book out his hand? Well what did
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he put in his hand now? A bag of peanuts? I'll be doggone!
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Ah... hey Gerald ah... what you gonna do now since you're leavin' the
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White House? What? You and Kissinger gonna do what? You all
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gonna open up a plantation!?... Yeah... but, but... yeah... But look
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here Gerald, don't let trouble... you ain't got enough niggers there!
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Yeah! Because... yeah... you need a lot of niggers and Jimmy Carter
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got all of 'em, you understand. Yeah! What he doin'? Paintin' the front
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of the White House black? Oooh, I see! He gon' make it the Black
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House. Black And White House, yeah, I thought that, yes... yes...
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Well look Gerald, I tell you what you do. You take a tip from Jack
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Dupree... you go on down there... and if you can find you enough
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niggers to make your plantation, you won't have to sell no peanuts
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next time the election come around... You sell what? You try to...
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yeah, raise... popcorn! popcorn, yeah, that's good, yeah... yeah,
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cause they buys a lot of popcorn too... yeah... but if you throw a few
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peanuts in it, you understand, it be... what they call it... they call it
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Popcorn Peanut! Yeah!
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Look here, look here Gerald, I'm gon' come to the White House and...
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oh, you won't be there. Well, if you see Jimmy Carter,... oh he's there
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already, yeah... well, look... tell him I'll be there to see him because...
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I'm sorry I can't talk to you longer I'm right in the middle of a rehearsal
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now... yeah... all right yeah, okay... play it boy...
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To call me right in the middle of this rehearsal, now this is terrible ain't
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it? But old Ford he always do that ever since I knowed him he would
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call me somewhere. He even called me when I was in Sing Sing,
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yeah. Yeah, he called me anywhere. So ... so now boys we... we will
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do somethin' else now cause we was very interrupted with Ford, he
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always do that... Talkin' about Jimmy Carter, I know what Jimmy
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Carter's doin'. He got all them niggers with him over there, he's doin'
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good there. Okay now, we go...
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