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(Spoken)
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Boy that's some ugly woman, I'm telling you!
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That woman's so ugly, she can draw a blister on a brick, man,
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but she's all right! You seen a REAL ugly woman?
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I've seen your wife!
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That's her! That's her!
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You know she was so ugly when she was a little girl.
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Huh?
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Her father used to take her to work with him every morning.
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And I say, why do you take the poor kid out every morning that early,
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you know? He says, She's so doggone ugly he hate to kiss her goodbye,
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so he take her with him, you know.
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Some ugly child!
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(Sung)
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You's some ugly woman, but you's all right with me
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Yeah, you is some ugly woman, but you's all right with me
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You're the woman I love and that is sweet enough for me
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She's the woman that I love, she takes my appetite
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She's the woman I love, she takes my appetite
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She the sweetest woman I ever seen in my life
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She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear
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She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear
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She the ugliest woman that I ever seen anywhere
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(Instrumental break:)
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Go on, get that ugly woman for me now, call her up!
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Lord have mercy
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She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide
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She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide
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When you see that ugly woman, honey you know that I ain't lyin'
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An ugly woman, boy!
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Ugly Woman
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Champion Jack Dupree |