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Dear tough guy dear tough guy my job really blows
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burgers and chicks is all my boss knows
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He Takes money from babies and indonesians
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Leaves me at home with them republicans
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Siiiiigned Al Gore
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Dear tough guy dear tough guy my name is mike
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I used to box but I got in a fight
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Things were going my way I knew just what to do
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But you could say I bit off more than I could chew
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Siiiiiigned Mike Tyson
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Chorus:
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Dear Al Gore and Tyson oh go stand in line
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Can't you see that your wasting both your time and mine
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So quit all this wining and carrying on
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And pick up yer guitar and sing this here song
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Siiiiiigned Big Bad Tough Guy
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Dear tough guy dear tough guy my hair's turning grey
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When I go to parties I can't think what to say
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Maybe leather a tatoo and some kind of ring
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Will remind all these youngsters I once was a king
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Siiiiiing Pat Boone.
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Dear tough guy dear tough guy life here is hard
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I got billions of dollars and a waterfront yard
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I paid for your vots, but it aitn' what it seems
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Now I'm stuck in a rainstorm with a really bad team
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siiiiiigggned Paul Allen
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Chorus:
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Dear Pat and Paul Allen oh go stand in line
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Can't you see that your wasting both your time and mine
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So quit all this wining and carrying on
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And pick up yer guitar and sing this here song
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Siiiiiigned Big Bad Tough Guy
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Dear tough guy dear tough guy I'm in a band
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But its toughto be second to the best in the land
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Your tunes about dogs, groceries and steak
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turn my guitar to mush and my heart it just breaks
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Siiiggned Ozzy Osbourne
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Dear Tough Guy
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| Big Bad Tough Guy |
