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Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
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But those rides just aren't for everyone
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Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
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In the maze (WHOOOO!)
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If I don't come back or right away
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Give me time at least a half a day
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Don't just leave me lost and blown away
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In the maze (WHOOOO!)
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Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple
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And I'm Jimbo Jizm
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Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
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Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
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Let's meet today's volunteer
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This is Rick
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We like to call him Rick the Dick
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Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur
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Who smacks his wife around
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And buys his way in and out of everything
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Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze
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[Violent J]
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What up bitch? I'm Violent J
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I'll be your guide for today, k?
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Good, got mad doors and mad floors
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Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
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Make a left just before you make a right
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And your left should be to your right
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If your lefts right, right?
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Good, begin the show
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Go on ahead boy and open up the first door
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Welcome to a theatrical thriller
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Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer
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With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
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You get it back if you make it out though
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Fuck ain't no use crying all day
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You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
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You gotta be a man at least you learned
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Everything you get in the maze you've earned
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Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock
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You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
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Turn right it might look the same
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But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks
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This really ain't shit
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About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
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If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
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Oh let me get out of your way
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Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
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That's right Jimbo
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He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that
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You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
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Within the amazing maze
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Let's see where else Rick's adventures
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Will lead the little dickwipe
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Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls
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Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls
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What's this? Dead end, doors locked
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It's a long way back, just knock
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Oh should've turned around no doubt
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Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about
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Keep going make a left, right left
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Now run straight ahead some more
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Open up the door
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Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
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Relax ninja take it with ease
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The maze is a place of magic
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Many surprises, your dick rises
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Lay down expect the best
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In comes your lover with a hairy chest
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Hello sexy I'm grim love
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Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud
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Aww shit you fell for that
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I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
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All that dissin of the opposite sex
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And look who just got they butthole flexed
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Wait! What's that?
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The walls are closing in, fuck dat
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Hurry run for your life
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Ohh he'll be alright
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How's that sit with you Jimbo?
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First he gets plugged with bullets
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Then he gets his butt plugged
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I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff
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I mean what kind of asshole
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Can't find his way out of this maze?
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You gotta be a real dickbuffer
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To wind up here in the first place
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Right you are Jimbo
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Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more
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Alrighty ain't no need to fear
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If there's a way out it's gotta be near
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Hey yo look a phone
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You still got one good arm so it's on
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Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear
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Drop it the phones got a life of it's own
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Kiss me man hey come on
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Slip down the slide go faster
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Bed of nails, disaster
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Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door
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Woods, trees you're outside
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Lots of places for creeps to hide
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Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft
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Caught your foot and the ankles left
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Creepin off with your stump
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Feel something in the rump
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Holla's, yeah they gonna get you
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How does it feel bitch get the picture
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Back indoors hey at last
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Look at your family behind the glass
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They look weird, they're sayin something
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Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up
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Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you
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At least you know what they're sayins true
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It's one last door you made it home, or
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Or what? Once again it's on
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Ferris wheels and bumper c |