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Fuck no I ain't got no Grey Poupon
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Well anyway I said that's no burglar that my butler hahaha
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Mr. Rockafella let me in on the gossip
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I heard you and Mr. Getty are getting into rap music or something
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Yes we have this thing we do with our voices
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We sing like authentic rappers
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Well then could you muster it for us
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(David you must do)
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Well if they could make this music more funky
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Let me see if i can get my voice like those rappers (*clears throat*)
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Here we go
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Well if you're blind as Helen Keller
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You could see I'm David Rockafella
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So much cash up in my bathroom is a ready teller
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I'm outragous, I work in stages, like syphills
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But no need for prophylactics
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I am up your own, so me know wretched ain't funk
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But my cream got amino acid
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Keep my hoes in check no rebellions
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If your ass occur shit it wouldnt be the first time
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I done make a massacre, nigga please how you figure these
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Motherfuckers like me got stocks bonds and securites
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No impurities, straight anglo saxon
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when my family got their sex on
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Don't let me get my flex on, do some gangster shit
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Make the army go to war for Exxon
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Long as the money flow, I be making dough
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Welcome to my little pimp school
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How you gonna beat me at this game I make the rules
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Flash a little cash make you think you got class
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But you really selling ass and hoe keep off my grass
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Less you cutting it, see Im running shit
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Trick all y'all motherfuckas as simps
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I'm just a pimp
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*chorus*
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That is so cute
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John Paul, why don't you entertain us with something as well?
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Well, what should I do?
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Why don't you rap for us?
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No, I...
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Come on old boy I did mine
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I...
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It's so tribal
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Oh very well
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Oh goody!
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But hold my martini I have to do those hand gestures
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We will begin at the commencement of the next measure
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Now get ready, I'm J.P. Getti
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I am tearing this shit up like confetti
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My money last longer than Eveready
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Ain't nothing petty about cash I never lose
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This is just like the straws?
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But the hoes dont choose, I chose you
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No voodoo can hoo-do you
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from getting treated like a piece of boonboonboo
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Who do you think want those niggaz that don't turn tricks
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The logo on hoein in 94 is getting 86ed
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and all about those rebellions, and riots and mishaps
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I got the po'-po' for that daily pimp slap
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The motherfucker gangsta rolling Fleetwood Caddy
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I'm that mack ass already pimped his daddy
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Let you out like linoleum floors
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I'm getting rich off petroleum wars
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Controlling you whores making you eat top ramen
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While I eat shrimp, y'all motherfuckas are simps
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I'm just a pimp
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*Chorus*
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Oh no here he comes, oh don't look at him
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Are you fellows rapping?
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I can do that reggie um er reggae type of thing
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You know one two three
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Well actually we were just leaving...
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And Trump Trump check out the cash in my trunk
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Trump Trump check out the cash in my trunk
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I am Donald Trump me think you mighta heard about me
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How me last wife Ivana come and catch me money
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She want all she want this she want the ? of fun
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X amount of this like this ? gap hear me
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Hol' up your hand if you love the money
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Hol' up your hand if you love punanny
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Gun pon mi side mi afi kill somebody
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Because the money inna mi trunk dem wan fi come tek see
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*Chorus*
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Well how did you like that then?
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Well we really must be leaving you
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Yes yes Donald it was smashing to see you again
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Something I picked up in the Carribean
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Yeah yes I remember
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Why don't you stick around and I'll I'll rap some more for you
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Oh no no no old boy I think I see Jackie
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Oh Jackie ah Jackie!!
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Please please pass the bubbly
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Well look here motherfuckers we are taking all these motherfucking shit
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Yeah we are taking all these
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You besta come off up that coat we are taking these
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Pimps
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The Coup |