Behold the way
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our fine feathered friend
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His virtue doth parade
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Thou knowest
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not my dim witted friend
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The picture thou hast made
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Thy vacant brow
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and thy tousled hair
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Conceal thy good intent
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Thou noble
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upright truthful sincere
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And slightly dopey gent
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You're my funny valentine
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Sweet comic valentine
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You make me smile with my heart
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Your looks are laughable
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Unphotographable
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Still you're my
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favorite work of art
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Is your figure less than Greek
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Is your mouth a little weak
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When you open it to speak
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Are you smart
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Don't change a hair for me
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Not if you care for me
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Stay little valentine stay
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Each day is Valentine's Day
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My Funny Valentine
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Linda Ronstadt/Nelson Riddle |