Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
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Floatin' in my bowl
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takin' movies
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Relaxin' awhile
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livin' in style
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Talkin' to a raisin
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who'casion'ly plays L.A
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Casually glancing at his toupee
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<Interlude>
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Wish I was an English muffin
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Bout to make the
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most out of a toaster
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I'd ease myself down
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Comin' up brown
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I prefer boysenberry
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More than any ordinary jam
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I'm a Citizens
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for Boysenberry Jam fah
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Ah, South California
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If I become a first lieutenant
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Would you put my
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photo on your piano
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To Maryjane
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Best wishes, Martin
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(Old Roger draft dodger
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Leavin' by the basement door)
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Everybody knows what he's
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Tippy toeing down there for
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Old Roger
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PUNKY`S DILEMMA
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Simon And Garfunkel |