[Butt] Hey Beavis, eh-heh-heh
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Remember that time we partied with Run-D.M.C.?
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[Beav] Yeah yeah, hehhehheh - I took a dump on their bus
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Hehhehheh
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[Butt] No dumbass that was Anthrax! Eh-heh
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I'm talkin about Run-D.M.C.
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[Beav] Oh yeah yeah heh yeah
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That was fly - hehheh - we were illin
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[Butt] Yeah.. eh-heh, huh-huh, eh-huh-huh..
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[Beav] Me-heh-heh, me-heh-heh.. he-heh.. heh..
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{*music cues flashback*}
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{*knocking at the door*}
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[Run] Yo who dat?
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[Butt] Uhh.. we're like, from Hollis and stuff, uh-huh-heh
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Can we like, y'know, come in?
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[Beav] Yeah yeah heh yeah - I'm from Hollis too
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Ehheheh yeah eh
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It's Christmas time in Hollis Queens!!
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Hehhehheh yeah heh-ehheh
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[Jay] Yo y'all don't like y'all from around the way
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[Butt] Yeah man, we're like, from Hollis, uh-heh
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[Jay] What street?
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[Butt] Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhh.. Hollis Street? Huh-uh-huh
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[Run] Yo that's Hollis Avenue, what street?
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[Butt] Uhhhh, like uhhhh...
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[Jay] Yo man get out of here y'all ain't from around the way
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Stop frontin {*Beavis and Butthead laughing*}
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[Run] Yo man save that man we ain't tryin to hear that
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[Butt] Uhhhhhh.. uh-hehhuhheh, uhhhh..
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I'm like, a full fledged member of the Hollis Crew
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[Beav] Yeah yeah hehheh, I'm a full fledged MEMBER!
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Ehehehhhehheheheh
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[Run] Aight, c'mon in yo, c'mon c'mon
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[Jay] Aight yo c'mon that's cool
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{*door opens to let them in, B+B laughing*}
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[Beav] Heheh, hey Run, check this out, hehehheheh
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My name is D.M.C., the all time great!!
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I bust the most rhymes, in New York State!!
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[Butt] Huhhuh, eh-hehuhuhuh
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[Run] Yo chill chill money
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[Butt] Yeah, CHILL Beavis.. ehehhuhhuh, dumbass
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[Beav] Hehe heheh yeah heheh
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[Butt] So like uhh.. are you guys gonna like, kick it old school?
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[Beav] Yeah yeah, heheh yeah, KICK IT! KICK IT! KICK IT!
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[Jay] Yo we gettin ready to break fool money
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[Butt] Uhhh.. can we have some money? Uh-huhuhuhuhuh
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[Beav] Yeah yeah eheh yeah!
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It's hard to rock a rhyme!! It's hard to rock a rhyme!!
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[Run] No no no
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[Jay] Nah nah
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[Run] It's tricky, it's TRICKY to rock a rhyme
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[Butt] Yeah, dumbass!
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[Beav] Shut up Butt-head! You can't rock a rhyme
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[Butt] No but I can kick your ass
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{*fight breaks out, Beavis yells "butthole" and "cut it out!"*}
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[Run] Aiyyo chill out for a minute and let's just do this
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Cool out, cool out
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[Jay] Word up man, calm down with all that riffraff man
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[Run] Don't be comin around here on all that old wild man
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Just chill man
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You in your corner and you in your corner man, just chill
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Get up off that old wild man
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[Butt] Beavis started it
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[Beav] Oh yeah, eh-heheheh, heheheheh
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[Butt] Yo Beavis, you're ruffing up my Walker Wear
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[Beav] No way Butt-head, you're wrinkling my fresh gear!
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Hehe hehehehe this is cool, heheheh
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[Butt] Are you guys gonna like, "Slam," or like
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"Get out your seat and Jump Around, a-Jump Around!"
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[Beav] Yeah yeah, heh yeah like,
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like, "Slam! SLAM! Duh-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH!"
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[Run] Yo Beavis slow your roll man
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[Jay] This ain't "Jump"
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[Run] This ain't "Slam"
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[Jay] The name of this record is "Bounce"
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..
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X)
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[Run]
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I open doors, take a pause, doin tours then I come again
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Run'll be runnin up in the spot cause I be runnin
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dem seen dis, now DJ Run'll be comin
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and gettin fiendish, my tracks are fat and in fact
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it's not just a lean dish, your soup and salad not valid
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I serve a mean dish.. mean dish..
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I got my mic in my hand and my plan to come
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The official DJ rapper name is DJ Run
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All other sucker rappers boy you're just my son
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All wet behind the ears I freeze I froze you're numb
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PUMP PUMP! I scream on you, you talk and talk
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PUMP PUMP! Run you round the track then walk it off
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So, check for me take in a weapon and even steppin
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to my foes even those of Joe's are always kept in
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seperate rows broken nose from blows ruin your rep
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When I pounce, all my foes suppose, I swing the ep
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and just BOU NCE!
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X)
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[D.M.C.]
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My name is D.M.C., the |