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Three days later, go see the doctor...
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I was, walking down the street, rocking my beat
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Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
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I saw a little lady so neet and petite
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So was so sweet, yes I wanted to meet
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So I asked this lady could I take her out
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We could wine and dine and we could talk about
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The birds and the bees in my waterbed
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And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
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We continued to talk, and before you knew it
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We were at my house and it was time to do it
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As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
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Ran outside and told all my boys
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I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
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They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
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The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
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But three days later, go see the doctor
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I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
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She felt so good, hugged me so tight
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I said "Good night"
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Three days later...
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Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
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Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
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I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
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I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
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The madder I got, the more I reminice
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Why is my thing thing burning like this?
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Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
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I just couldn't wait to rock her world
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I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
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What have I done stuck my dick in?
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Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
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Calls her Mrs. Microwave
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Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
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The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
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But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
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But three days later, go see the doctor
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I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
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He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
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I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
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Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
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He turned and said in a real deep voice
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"Have it your way, if that's your choice
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And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
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But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
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Extending from the middle of your body
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And the next time you see your cute hottie
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You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
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Is just kick her, so go take karate"
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As I turned around to receive my injection
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I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
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If I see another girl and I get an erection
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I'm walking in the other direction
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Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
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So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
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And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
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Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
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Go See the Doctor
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Kool Moe Dee |