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[girl]Don't I know you?
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[guy]Do you?
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[girl]Well ahh.. I'm Laurie Kessler, haven't we met before?
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[guy]Have we?
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[girl]Maybe not
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[Kool Keith]
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Back stage! ..
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See girl after the show I'm not to be idolized
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Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan
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No I don't wanna answer your questions
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Are you some kind of journalist, follow me around?
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Come on in the bathroom
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Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home
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Call your girlfriends
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Now you wanna see the way I P-I-S-S
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Beggin me to get a magic marker to sign my name on your back
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You're very young, and giggly with pre-washed Levi's on
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You don't know how to act - let's party, how about it?
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I don't wanna party drink Bacardi what you think I look like;
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the purple dragon Barney?
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[Chorus]
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Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
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You're excited, girls lookin all around
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Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
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You're excited, stop lookin all around
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Back stage! You're excited..
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[Kool Keith]
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I'm totally attracted to you, but you turn me off as a fan
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Approachin me back stage with a guy that's not your friend
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Lyin to get a laminate - is that your man?
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Some weird guy starin at me like Peter Pan
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There's no time to talk about how I got started in rap
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I'm goin straight home
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You don't know, I'ma leave you alone
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Why should I waste my time, get no sleep?
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I just got off stage, you're still complainin
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You shoulda stayed on stage longer at the New Orleans Superdome
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What you want from me? You took my picture;
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you got my autograph - I'm not tryin to crack any more Coronas
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I hate the smell of beadies
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and you have a bunch of dinky friends, and a adolescent staff
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You are immature
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[Chorus]
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Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
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You're excited, girls lookin all around
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Back stage! You're excited..
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[Kool Keith]
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Laugh at yourself, put your whole world on the shelf
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Do that stupid stuff with Weird Al Yankovich
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Go try to figure out somebody else
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First of all, you're living through my CD
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Second you don't know me
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Base your life on fan magazines I go shoppin everyday
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When I'm in a small boring city you don't see me
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If I told you I had eighteen hands
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you're so tuned and tweaked out, your ass would believe me
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[Chorus]
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Back stage passes!
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You're excited, girls lookin all around
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Back stage! You're excited.. back stage passes!
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You're excited, girls lookin all around
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Back stage! You're excited..
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Back Stage Passes
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Kool Keith |