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[Kool Keith]
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Yeah, rappers, spread your cheeks
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Pull your panties down
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Take your wig off, let me see your bald head
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That's right, I got you on Kodak
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Your pictures are goin out to Black Tail
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You're gonna be a star
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Yeah..
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I heard you quit rap, your wife went back to porno flicks
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You turned drag queen, a call girl doin tricks
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Nighttime prostitute kid, I'ma take your loot
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I heard you queer now like Boy George, blowin flutes
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With high heels, you stole your mom's birth control pills
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You on some new stuff, I heard about that sex change
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You got a vagina, your grandmother think it's strange
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New eyeliner, you was flirtin with a gay designer
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Your girl felt mines, and pulled off her Calvin Kleins
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I saw Tampax, gonorrhea red stopsigns
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I looked at her and said, "Mmm.. put your panties back on"
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then jerked off to Foxy Brown, when her verse was on
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I wanna stand back and bust nuts at your butts
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Your girl is cocked up, with lollipops, doggie style
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I feel I'm dealin with plastic, watch these fake smiles
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Yeah, meet my left and my right
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Keep it real.. represent what? My nuts (2X)
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[Kool Keith]
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I got utensils, back up kid, yo guard your rectum
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I'm crazy out here, mental man, don't respect him
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You now in pain, your mom just had the abortion
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Big head Boo, I put some roaches on your whole crew
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Have you scared with crack pipes, your family throwin doodoo
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Wear out your welcome, your little girl sex desires
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Have you handicapped, some friends of mine blow your tires
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Like Alfred Hitchcock, the ghost stands on your block
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With nine mil's for drug addicts, I keep triggers cocked
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You on some methane, my witchcraft is on your brain
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Blow out your headpiece, and break out quick on the plane
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Seal up your coffins, and celebrate with champagne
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Get my drink, Absolut, cranberry juice
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Paranoid by rug spots, you see the purple moose
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You smokin sherm or what? I paralyze that butt
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Lick my d-head, you girls still pee in the bed
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Yo take that wig off, yo punk let me see that caesar
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Keep it real.. represent what? My nuts (3X)
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[Kool Keith]
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I gets more wreck, than ? kids in baby's Pampers
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Your wife is banned for leavin bras in my hampers
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That heffer's ugly, plastic why you still bug me
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I'm on Melrose, Nicole's takin sun strolls
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Black girls with weaves, white girls with flat butts
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With the name H-O-M-O spelled in your name
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You was a woman one time, man I know your game
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With panties stuck up, sweat leakin in your crotch
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Collard greens you wet pig, you can't eat that much
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I shut you down, your whole face two o'clock
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Have your girl on sunset, in Denny's suckin cock
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With white pumps up, blonde wigs rottin in the trunks
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That homeless monkey, Barbie doll crystal junkie
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I'm no joke and have respect for your kinfolks
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Tie your tubes back, my scope is on your asscrack
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You got paid for doodoo, that package rap was wack
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Yeah yeah, you know what? Yeah
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Keep it real.. represent what? My nuts (4X)
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That's right, nine-six and seven (Reverand Tom)
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Representin the scrotum (Octagon)
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All the hairs under the testicles (The SharkMan)
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Lick.. (Kool Keith)
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Yeah, don't buy _The Basement Tapes_
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Sheisty things going on, somebody's on the pipes
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Labels foldin, goin down in ninety-six
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Nobody play the records
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City's out, no Tuff, Tuff.. pity
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Keep it Real... Represent
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Kool Keith |