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Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake
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Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,
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Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,
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Talkin' to a raisin who 'casion'ly plays L.A.,
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Casually glancing at his toupee.
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Wish I was an English muffin
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'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.
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I'd ease myself down,
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Comin' up brown.
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I prefer boysenberry
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More than any ordinary jam.
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I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.
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Ah, South California.
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If I become a first lieutenant
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Would you put my photo on your piano?
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To Maryjane--
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Best wishes, Martin.
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(Old Roger draft-dodger
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Leavin' by the basement door),
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Everybody knows what he's
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Tippy-toeing down there for.
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Punky's Dilemma
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| Simon and Garfunkel |
